Muse Day, a patriotic holiday in honor of our beloved Storymakers, has ended in pandemonium after Dorthea, the Princess of Emerald, allegedly wished upon a cursed star to avoid an arranged marriage. This is not the first time the Princess has been in trouble, in fact only hours earlier, she tried to escape in wanton disregard of the Emerald Death Curse as well as public safety. (See previous story here) This image, captured just before the Emerald Palace collapsed shows thunder clouds forming, indicating the Storm Witch of the West, Griz might be involved.
While the palace was a total loss, the aftershocks of the wish are still being felt. Unsubstantiated reports are going viral on Flitter, #wishpocalypse. Photos have surfaced of Beauty turning rather hairy while Rapunzel seems to have gone bald all together. Queen Em and King Henry had no comment, in fact they seem to have vanished all together.
Since the rules of Fairytale have disappeared with them, other stories are being effected as well. Magic has run amok in a process known by literary scientists as “Oz-mosis” and characters have been cautioned to wait in their towers and avoid all forms of spells and potions until the crisis is over.
In related news, the local amphibian population is up 1000% while prince sightings have decreased sharply.
ANYONE WITH ANY INFORMATION OF THE PRINCESS’S WHEREABOUTS SHOULD CONTACT THEIR STORYMAKER. DO NOT APPROACH WITHOUT FLAME RETARDANT SHIELD.
When our Flitterazzi fairies caught up with the princess and asked her about this latest escape attempt, Maribell narrowly avoided being stepped on by one of the heels in Dorthea’s legendary royal shoe collection.